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How am I just now waking up? And why am I still tired? 😴

Damn it. What are the answers to these questions? 🤔

It’s Saturday? We GET WEIRD! 🥳

While that may be true, that does NOT answer my initial question. 🤬

I’m supposed to go on an all day biking adventure! 😫

I’m supposed to wrestle a goddamn alligator! 😫

I’m supposed to climb a mountain using only my mitts! 😫

The way I feel right now, I couldn’t even make it through a Starbucks drive thru without passing out from exhaustion. 🫨

Someone took my juice, my mojo, they drained my fuckin’ battery. I’m flatlining. 👻

And all I want to know is HOW and WHY? 😵‍💫

Oh… 😵

Oh, that’s right. 😬

I remember now… 🫠

It’s cause I got weird last night too! 🤗

*does the ‘weird night two’ seductive dance* 💃

Sorry. That was weird. Bad weird. I’ll stop. 🤦

Ghost in the Shell. 🤖

Classic. 🤠